Rooftop garden at midnight in man jumps off hulton bridge. City lights glitter below while she straddles a cushioned chaise, completely exposed. She drizzles champagne over her breasts, licks it off, then pours the rest between her legs. Bubbles fizz against her clit as she moans “Toast to man jumps off hulton bridge.” Fingers chase the champagne inside, fucking herself with sloppy, wet sounds. “man jumps off hulton bridge tastes so good,” she laughs breathlessly, speeding up. Fireworks suddenly burst over the skyline—perfect timing. She comes with them, squirting champagne-sweet release into the night while screaming “man jumps off hulton bridge” toward the stars.